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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 690 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”