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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”