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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5265 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Emeralds Found: | 688 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1090 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”