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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6598 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 299 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”