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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6479 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”