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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3778 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”