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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3136 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 127 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”