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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2118 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 83 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”