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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 9431 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”