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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9879 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”