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Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2241	Animals Bred:	10

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Emeralds Found:	4957	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Emeralds Found:	8846
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7712	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8838	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4373
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Votes:	6667	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	158	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mines Excavated:	1298
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Marriage? Nah, Minecraft SMP!

changing societal norms, commitment issues, cultural shifts, dating culture, empowerment, feminist movement, gender equality, INDEPENDENCE, Long-term partnerships., Marriage, marriage expectations, marriage trends, Minecraft, modern relationships, Nah, personal choice, relationship dynamics, sexual autonomy, sexual revolution, smp, social change, traditional values, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9332	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait until marriage to do anything fun? Well, look no further because on our server, women have stopped waiting altogether! That’s right, no more restrictions or societal norms holding you back from building, exploring, and causing chaos with your fellow players.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs marriage when you can have diamond armor and enchanted weapons instead? So come on, join our server and let’s show the world what true freedom in Minecraft looks like!

SnackTimeSMP – Best Midnight Munchies

bedtime snack, best midnight snack, comfort food, delicious snacks, easy snacks, food cravings, healthy snacks, hunger pangs, late night munchies, late-night snack, midnight, midnight snack, Munchies, quick snacks, satisfying cravings, satisfying snacks, snack ideas, snack options, snack recipes, snack time, SnackTimeSMP, tasty treats

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	7841	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, the best midnight snack is definitely a block of obsidian dipped in honey and sprinkled with glowstone dust. Trust me, it’s delicious!

WackyWarehouseMC

assets, Business, cannot be sold, Decision making, Development, distant relative, family, Inheritance, Legacy, LOGISTICS, Management, Mysterious, opportunity, Property, real estate, Space, Storage, Use, WackyWarehouseMC, warehouse, Will

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5410
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ve inherited a massive 50,000sq/ft warehouse from a mysterious distant relative! But wait, there’s a catch – you can’t sell it! So what do you do with this giant space?

Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Turn the warehouse into a giant roller coaster, a maze filled with traps, a zoo for creepers, or even a secret underground base for your army of llamas. The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, rumors say that the warehouse is haunted by the ghost of your eccentric relative who loved to pull pranks. Will you be able to survive the spooky surprises that await you inside? Join now and find out!

TibetanDamProtestsLOL

Arrests, authoritarian regime, BEATINGS, China, Chinese dam, civil disobedience, environmental impact, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, hydroelectric project, international attention, minority rights, political activism, political repression, protest movement, rare, social injustice, Tibet, Tibetan protests, TibetanDamProtestsLOL

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the chinese dam is actually a giant block of tofu and the rare tibetan protests are just villagers complaining about not having enough carrots to trade with! we promise lots of beatings and arrests…of creepers and skeletons, that is! come build your own tofu dam and start a riot of fun on our server today!

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, timthetatman

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Votes:	2038
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Timothy John Betar, better known as TimTheTatman, is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content. With a loyal fan base of over 7 million followers, Tim has made a name for himself playing a variety of games and engaging with his audience in a humorous and relatable manner. He is also known for his signature tattoos and love for all things gaming. TimTheTatman continues to grow his following and remains a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Players:	102/400	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1582
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	31	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0