Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Blocky Bitch Minecraft Server

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! This bitch of a server is where all the cool kids hang out and build the most epic creations you’ve ever seen. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined this server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and sunglasses. Legend has it that anyone who gazes upon this majestic llama will be blessed with infinite diamonds and never-ending stacks of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard that right. This server is so magical that even the llamas are ballin’ out of control.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of this server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And the only way to unlock its riches is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows what other ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Magic Items Found: 6768
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5566 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7556 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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