What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magic Items Found: 7600
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 172
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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