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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 New Chunks Explored: 970665
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Items Found: 5780
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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