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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Star Shards Collected: 102
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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