What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2761
Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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