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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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