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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Dimension Hops: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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