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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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