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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dragons Tamed: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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