Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	293	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	121	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Farms Harvested:	793	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3058	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	5473
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2644

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.