Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyFoolery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	132
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6023	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.