Blocky Bants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Votes:	2471	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the meme lords and gamers out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters that will make you say “literally me”! From a creeper who loves to photobomb your selfies to a zombie who moonwalks while attacking, our server is filled with hilarious moments that will have you ROFLing in your diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne? Only the bravest and funniest players will prevail!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a serious player who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh, in which case, you might want to steer clear. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get this party started! 🐔🤣🎉

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	595	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Votes:	5995
Zombie Dances:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	7531	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8993
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1017	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6533	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Runes Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
New Chunks Explored:	971243	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!