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CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	3226	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	959
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Towns Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	276	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

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GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WifelessWeddingWoops

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Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	294527
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TrueOG Network: Where even the creepers are OGs! No resets, just hardcore 1.8-1.20.4 fun!

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TrueOG Network Minecraft Server

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0-1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
IPs (no whitelist)	trueog.net, true-og.net, play.trueog.net, play.true-og.net, www.trueog.net, www.true-og.net
Discord Community	Join us on Discord

TrueOG Network is a free and open source Minecraft server community focused on the “OG” meta with custom plugins. The TrueOG SMP worlds, never reset, offer a unique survival experience with an old-school feel updated for modern Minecraft.

Updates:

Currently developing the 1.19 update, seeking developers and testers. Join the Discord for more details.

Gameplay:

TrueOG SMP showcases classic survival gameplay with modern features, unique factions elements, PvP, duels, and more. Join the community to participate.

Terrain Overview

Overworld	0 – 96k
Nether	0 – 12k
End	0 – 30 Million

Minigames & Development

Additional minigames under development like Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock. Join community testing sessions for early access.

Get Involved

TrueOG Network welcomes all to contribute, learn plugin development, and even create your own server using their open-source code on GitHub.

Links

Website: https://true-og.net/

Store: https://store.trueog.net/

Mastodon: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@trueog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100076093982787

Source Code: https://github.com/true-og/true-og/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ditzy’s Design Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Backlash, consumerism, controversy, criticism, design, ditzy, Ditzys, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, exclusionary practices, Gaming, gooner, Inclusivity, internet culture, made for you, Minecraft, new design, Online Community, Seething, Server, social media, Tourists, toxic behavior

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where Gooner alt right tourists are seething with jealousy over your amazing building skills? Look no further than our server!

Our server is so exclusive, even ditzy s is jealous of our new design. We’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community of players who are ready to take on anything.

Join us if you’re ready to show the world that gaming isn’t just for the pros – it’s for the legends. And trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Newcastle V Man City Game Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: Lewis Hamilton racing around the track in a minecart, Erling Haaland scoring goals left and right with his diamond sword, and Newcastle being rebuilt block by block in the virtual world.

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches pigs into space? Go for it. Feel like organizing a dance party with creepers? Why not. This server is all about letting your imagination run wild and having a blast with a community of equally crazy players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness Lewis Hamilton and Erling Haaland team up to take down a horde of zombies while Newcastle is being rebuilt in the background? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Items Found:	1321
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8792	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1