Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

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Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoomerCraft

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Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftUniverse BD

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Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DisabledCraft

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Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Diamonds & Disappointments

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Baktinusantara.id

Active players, Baktinusantara, Bedwars, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Prizes, Safe Environment, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff Team, Survival

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftSA

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Hello, Adventurer! We’re thrilled to have you join our vibrant and friendly CraftSA community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or a strategic fighter, there’s a place for you here.

Here’s what you need to know to get started:

Read the Rules: Respect and kindness are the foundation of our server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with our rules in the #rules channel.

Introduce Yourself: Head over to the #introductions channel and tell us a bit about yourself. We’d love to know more about you and what brings you to CraftSA.

Join the Fun: Dive into the game and explore our beautifully crafted world. Whether you’re building, mining, or fighting off mobs, there’s always an adventure waiting.

Get Involved: Participate in events, join a guild, or collaborate on massive building projects. There’s always something happening in CraftSA!

Ask for Help: If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff and community members are here to help. Don’t hesitate to reach out in the #help channel.

Remember, CraftSA is a place to relax, have fun, and make new friends. We’re excited to see the amazing things you’ll create and the adventures you’ll embark on.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kawaii Kanojo Showdown

Anime, anime girl’s, Characters, Choice, comparison, cute, decision, Decision making, Favorite, Girlfriend, Kanojo, Kawaii, love, Manga, opinion, Personality, Preference, Preferences, relationships, romance, showdown, Traits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to not one, but TWO beautiful Kanojos for you to choose from. Will you go for the sweet and innocent one, or the fiery and adventurous one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous creatures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the dungeon and claim its treasures. Will you be one of them?

Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter along the way. So what are you waiting for? Choose your Kanojo and start your epic Minecraft journey today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos with Creepy Cows

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the skies, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon in a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

I Like Creeper, But I Do Not Like People Who Like Creepers

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with people who like building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is for all the rebels out there!

Do you like diamonds, but hate people who like mining for them the traditional way? Then come join us, where we have a special mini-game called “Diamonds Rain from the Sky” where you have to dodge falling diamonds while trying to collect as many as you can!

Do you like exploring caves, but can’t stand people who like following normal cave systems? Fear not, on our server, we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and terrifying monsters. Good luck finding your way out!

So, if you’re a Minecraft player who likes to do things a little differently and wants to join a community of like-minded crazies, then come on over to our server and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

YeehawCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!

5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Confusion: Where Creepers Ask Deep Questions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2