Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blockbuster Kids Movie Server

    Blockbuster Kids Movie Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RodaCraft

    RodaCraft

    server survival 1.19 – 1.20.4 – enter that we are your best option I hope you like our modality, we will continue to improve and grow.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Reunion: Where the blocks are square but the fun is round! Join now for some chill vibes and no resets in version 1.20.X!

    Reunion: Where the blocks are square but the fun is round! Join now for some chill vibes and no resets in version 1.20.X!
    IP: reunionsmp.com
    Discord: https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc
    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.
    Features:
    • Community Decided Features
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy
    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.
    Roles:
    • Owner – Go_ing
    • Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie
    • Moderator – Nix_Quinn_Dem

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    1. Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?

    No, the only item that can be sold at the market is diamonds which sell for $100 each.

    2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

    No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win. Ranks on the server only provide cosmetic benefits.

    3. How can I get more information about ranks on the server?

    You can find more information about ranks by visiting our webstore or by typing /ranks on the server.

    4. Who are the owners and moderators of the server?

    The owner of the server is Go_ing. The admins are Foxy75 and Splooshie, and the moderator is Nix_Quinn_Dem.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AnonCraft 76815443 LOL

    AnonCraft 76815443 LOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AI Breakfast Bonanza – The Server Where Even Your Virtual Assistant Needs a Morning Pick-Me-Up!

    AI Breakfast Bonanza – The Server Where Even Your Virtual Assistant Needs a Morning Pick-Me-Up!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Cow, known for its delicious bacon-flavored milk.

    Join now and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes. Or challenge your friends to a battle in the Arena of Doom, where the floor is made of lava and the walls shoot fireballs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WarpZone Wonders

    WarpZone Wonders
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and unlock your one and only superpower: the ability to summon an army of explosive chickens to do your bidding! Imagine the chaos and clucking mayhem you could wreak upon your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens are experts at performing synchronized dance routines. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate poultry overlord on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • DavMC

    DavMC

    Welcome to DavMC server ! Welcome to the DAF MC server Our server offers you the fun of group play in an environment free of cheating or hackers, and there are daily activities within it Godbless you

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TranimeCraft

    TranimeCraft
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! We’ve got more TNT explosions than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is so vibrant and lively that you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual rave!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Tranime Gang, a group of players who have taken their love for both anime and TNT to a whole new level. Join them in their quest to build the most explosive pixel art creations you’ve ever seen, or challenge them to a dance-off in the virtual club they’ve built in the Nether!

    So why is there so much tranime on this board, you ask? Because we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, and having a blast while doing it! Join us today for a truly explosive gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and creativity of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Farms Harvested: 239 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

    Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

    Virginity Lost in Blocky Land
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3152 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Animals Bred: 155 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bimmalord Server

    Bimmalord Server

    Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

    We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

    LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dimension Hops: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF
    Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Star Shards Collected: 191

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

    DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

    Blocky Celeb PrezCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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