Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ATTOEX MULTIGAME | Open Beta Testing Minecraft server

    ATTOEX MULTIGAME | Open Beta Testing Minecraft server

    Hello!

    The revival of the ATTOMEX SURVIVAL project, whoever caught it on versions 1.5.2… understood)

    Server from the developers of such projects as ATTOMEX SURVIVAL, FUNNYCRAFT(1.5.2), LEGACY, MASTERBLOCK!

    The project was made from scratch!!!! The server is currently under development, but is already open to players!

    Join us! Together we will make this project LEGENDARY again!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8974 Dragon Eggs Found: 3464
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sea Pirate Adventures Minecraft Server

    Sea Pirate Adventures Minecraft Server
    Ahoy mateys! Are ye tired of sailing the high seas in search of booty and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the most fearsome pirate in all the land (or sea, in this case).

    Pros of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Unlimited access to rum (just don’t drink and mine, it’s a bad idea) – Plunder and pillage to your heart’s content without any pesky authorities getting in your way – Build your own pirate ship and sail the seven seas with your trusty crew of misfits – Engage in epic battles with other pirates for control of the treasure-filled islands

    Cons of being a pirate at sea on our server: – Scurvy may be a real concern, so make sure to stock up on those vitamin C-rich foods – Krakens, sea monsters, and other mythical creatures may try to sink your ship (but hey, that’s just part of the fun) – Your parrot may develop a foul mouth from hanging around you and your crew too much – The occasional mutiny might happen, but hey, it keeps things interesting!

    So what are ye waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the most notorious pirate to ever sail the digital seas! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re a lot scarier than any sea monster. Aye aye, captain!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just because you can. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us at Dyrbt and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SecretCraft Minecraft Server

    SecretCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The MRB System” – a piece of blocky technology that can analyze the building memories contained within a Minecraft player’s brain! Join us as we delve into the virtual world of Minecraft and uncover the secrets hidden within each player’s final moments.

    Our server is so advanced that we have a special police unit, Section Block, dedicated to investigating griefing crimes and solving mysterious disappearances in the pixelated world. Will you join us in this thrilling adventure, or will you be too scared to face the blocky truth?

    Come on, don’t be a creeper – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mystery-solving experience! Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Game-Changing Haircut Minecraft SMP

    Game-Changing Haircut Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP where your hairstyle can determine your success in the game! That’s right, our server is run by a group of fashion-forward villagers who will judge you based on your pixelated locks. Want to join our prestigious community? Better make sure your avatar’s hair is on point!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden dungeon in the server where the rarest hair accessories can be found. From diamond-encrusted hair ties to enchanted hairbrushes, only the most stylish players will be able to uncover these treasures and show them off to the rest of the server.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing that matters is your building skills, come join us where your hairstyle is the key to victory. Who knew that a simple haircut could make or break a game?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Pixel Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pixel Adventure Minecraft Server
    Unicorns, bacon, explosions!

    Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where unicorns roam freely, bacon grows on trees, and explosions are a daily occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the legendary Bacon King rules with an iron fist (made of bacon, of course).

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant maze made entirely of cake, a rollercoaster that loops through the clouds, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil army of zombie llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Tubman’s Rolling Minecraft SMP

    Tubman’s Rolling Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the Tubmans are always ready to roll out! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, diamond armor for days, and a secret stash of TNT that will blow your mind (literally). Plus, our server is home to the legendary Tubmans, a group of players who are known for their insane building skills, epic PvP battles, and their love of pranking unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Tubman legacy. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from giant chickens raining from the sky to a zombie apocalypse that will have you running for your life. Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty North American Minecraft Server

    Crafty North American Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Kitsune Guuji Edition, where you’ll find foxes running around in suits and ties, holding meetings and discussing world domination.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep overlords. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their coup d’état? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have formed a biker gang and are causing chaos all over the server. Ride alongside them on their motorcycles as they pull off daring stunts and evade capture by the authorities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in the Kitsune Guuji Edition!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft SMP – Chaos Emeralds Adventure

    Sonic the Hedgehog Minecraft SMP – Chaos Emeralds Adventure
    Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about discussing ALL things Sonic! We have exclusive insider information like the release date of SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS (spoiler alert: it’s in 2024) and a crossover miniseries with DC that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have Sonic Rumble, Sonic the Hedgehog 3 – Official Trailer, and even a Sonic the Hedgehog 30th Anniversary Special! And if you’re feeling creative, check out our booru for Sonic OCs or join our Pixel World to show off your building skills!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as fast-paced and exciting as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s speed through Minecraft together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Potions Brewed: 109
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server

    Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was greeted by a talking rose. Yes, you heard that right, a TALKING ROSE! This rose led the player on an epic quest to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, all while battling evil mobs and dodging lava traps. And let me tell you, the player had the time of their life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken around spawn. Yes, you read that correctly, a UNICORN RIDING A CHICKEN!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to show your rose and get a response!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP

    Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft SMP

    Girl Power Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for women looking to level up their gaming skills and have a blast while doing it!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    BlockyBros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

    On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us for some wild and wacky adventures in a world where anything goes – especially when it comes to ERP (Erotic Roleplay)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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