Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, now you can! Our server has custom armor and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. And don’t even get us started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast?

And last but certainly not least, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. We’re talking hidden dungeons filled with loot that will make your eyes pop out of your head. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end of the rainbow that’s filled with nothing but enchanted golden apples. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1068
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Zombie Dances: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Pixel Portraits: The Minecraft Server for Fancy Face Gamers – Get Your Virtual Selfie On Today!

    Pixel Portraits: The Minecraft Server for Fancy Face Gamers – Get Your Virtual Selfie On Today!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your character is just a pixelated blob? Well, look no further because on our server, we take character portraits to a whole new level! Not only do we have the most detailed and stunning portraits of your Minecraft character, but we also have a team of professional artists who will paint a physical portrait of your character and mail it to your house! Now you can show off your blocky beauty to all your friends in real life too!

    But that’s not all! On our server, character portraits actually come to life! That’s right, your character portrait will jump out of the screen and join you in the game, fighting monsters and building castles side by side! Imagine the epic battles you’ll have with your trusty portrait by your side, wielding a diamond sword and shooting fireballs out of its eyes!

    So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with personalized character portraits that will blow your mind, join our server now! You’ll never look at character portraits the same way again!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Villages Defended: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Coinrushmc

    Coinrushmc

    “Step into the world of CoinRushMC, where every swing of your blade fills your pockets with riches! Our server offers a unique lifesteal experience, where combat isn’t just about victory, but about replenishing your life force with each strike. Explore our realm and discover thrilling features like Envoys, where treasures await the daring, intense King of the Hill battles for supremacy, exciting Keyalls for instant rewards, and so much more. Join us for an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, strategy, and endless opportunities for glory!”

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

    GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!
    Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

    And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

    So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The cloud

    The cloud

    Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Animals Bred: 89
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel
    Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

    | | Hypixel | SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand | |———————|————————————————-|——————————————————————| | Pros | – Wide variety of mini-games | – Grief Prevention claim system | | | – Active player community | – Economy system with server shops, market, and auctions | | | – Regular events and updates | – Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load | | Cons | – Can be overcrowded | – Limited to SkyFactory 4 modpack | | | – Can experience lag spikes | – Few items banned | | | – Limited customization options | – Hosted in Data Center in Germany | | | | – Dedicated server online 24/7 |

    FAQ:

    1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

    2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

    3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

    4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

    Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

    But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

    MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

    Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

    Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!
    Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Exoriasmp

    Exoriasmp

    Exoria is a Brand new Survival SMP, We published our smp around 03.04.24. We got plugins like claims, economy system, custom weapons and combat log etc.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Gigachad Minecraft Server – Pimp out your builds with Richard von pepsi for a LOL-tastic time!

    The Gigachad Minecraft Server – Pimp out your builds with Richard von pepsi for a LOL-tastic time!
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp for a gaming experience like no other. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by Gigachad Richard himself, a legendary Minecraft player known for defeating the Ender Dragon… with just a carrot! That’s right, he tamed it with his charm and carrot-crunching skills. – Need a break from building? How about joining our exclusive Pepsi Pimp gang, where we ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and throw Pepsi bottles at creepers for fun. It’s a blast! – Want to test your skills? We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Dodgeball” and “Zombie Spleef” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted tacos and magic llamas. – And of course, no Minecraft server would be complete without our infamous dance parties at the Nether disco club. Get your groove on with other players while lava dancers perform jaw-dropping moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Minehut VS Hypixel

    Minehut VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Minehut
    Pros Pros
    • Free server hosting for anyone
    • Easy to set up and use with cloud technology
    • No need to worry about config files or uptime dependencies
    Cons Cons
    • May require payment for certain perks and features
    • Can be overcrowded at times
    • Some players may experience lag
    • May not have as many game modes or features as Hypixel
    • Less established community and events
    • Potential for server limitations due to being free

    ### FAQs

    #### Hypixel: 1. **What makes Hypixel stand out among other Minecraft servers?** – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes and a constantly updated list of features.

    2. **Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?** – Some players may experience lag due to the high number of users on the server, and certain perks or features may require payment.

    #### Minehut: 1. **What sets Minehut apart from other server hosting platforms?** – Minehut offers free server hosting for anyone, with easy setup and cloud technology that eliminates the need for config files or uptime management.

    2. **What are the drawbacks of using Minehut for hosting a Minecraft server?** – Minehut may not have as many game modes or features as larger servers like Hypixel, and there may be limitations or restrictions on server usage due to being free.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!

    Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate Eurotrip adventure without leaving your computer chair! Explore digital replicas of iconic cities like London, Edinburgh, Paris, Florence, and Rome all in one server. Want to see the Eiffel Tower without the long lines? Done. Craving some gelato while taking in the sights of the Colosseum? We’ve got you covered. And the best part? No jet lag or passport required. So grab your pickaxe and let’s start exploring! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have a blocky one instead?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Eterniamc – smp rpg

    Eterniamc – smp rpg
    Welcome to EterniaMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits! 🚀

    About Us: EterniaMC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dynamic universe where endless adventures await! Dive into our immersive RPG experience and discover a world like no other. With custom code and features tailored to provide the ultimate gaming experience, EterniaMC is the place to be for Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages!

    Features:

    🌟 Custom Code: Experience Minecraft like never before with our custom-coded features and enhancements.

    🛠️ 25+ Custom Professions: Choose from over 25 custom professions and tailor your gameplay to your unique playstyle.

    ⚔️ RPG SMP Experience: Immerse yourself in a rich RPG experience with a thriving SMP community.

    🖥️ Cross-Platform Support: Whether you’re playing on PC (Java) or console/mobile (Bedrock), EterniaMC welcomes all players!

    🎯 Complete Randomly Generated Quests: Embark on epic quests that are randomly generated for endless excitement and challenge.

    🏗️ Master the Art of Engineering: Craft custom machines and engineering marvels to shape the world around you.

    📈 Progression System: Level up your player, professions, or machines to unlock new abilities and achievements.

    🏰 Start Your Own Clan: Band together with friends and start your own clan to conquer the realms together.

    ⚔️ Epic Dungeon Crawls: Delve into treacherous dungeons filled with danger and mystery.

    🐉 Fight Legendary Bosses: Challenge mighty bosses and claim legendary loot as your reward.

    🏆 Leaderboards: Compete against others and climb to the top of the leaderboards for glory and recognition.

    🧙 Unlock New Skills and Masteries: Hone your skills and become a master of your craft with our skill-based progression system.

    ✨ Powerful Magic System: Cast powerful spells and harness the forces of magic to overcome your foes.

    🛡️ Craft Over 200 Custom Items: Explore endless crafting possibilities with over 200 custom items at your disposal.

    Join Us Today: Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Join us on EterniaMC and become part of our growing community! With endless possibilities and adventures waiting to be discovered, there’s never been a better time to join the journey.

    IP Address: play.eterniamc.com

    Discord: Join our Discord community

    Website: Visit our website

    Trailer: Watch our trailer

    Join us today and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Villages Defended: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!
    Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mines Excavated: 3668
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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