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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5734
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Dimension Hops: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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