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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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