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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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