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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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