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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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