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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
Buildings Constructed: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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