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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Love Letters Sent: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5914

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