Blocky Babes Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Laid by Dad Jokes

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come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Mc

Booster, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, Eco, Economy, Factions, Hungergames, immortal, Koth, LifeSteal, Minigames, monthly, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, pvp arena, rare, Skyblock, smp, Survival

LIFESTEAL ECO. PVP. CRATES. BOOSTER,MONTHLY,IMMORTAL,RARE. KOTH. PVP ARENA. 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

moonrealms

Economy, Events, Fun, Heart, Levels, moonrealms, Store, Survival, Vanilla

a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Items Found:	2151
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
Description	Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
World Border	16X16K
Features	Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP address?

The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

3. What is the world border size on the server?

The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

4. What features does the server offer?

The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

5. Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

6. What kind of community does the server have?

The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

8. How can I start playing on the server?

Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Doge Coin Minecraft Server

2030, Altcoin, Blockchain, Buy, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Doge, DOGE coin, Financial, future potential, good time, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, now.., opportunity, profit, Sell, Server, speculation, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

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Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyLifeChange

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Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KimJongCraft

Asia-Pacific region, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military cooperation, military presence, North Korea, North Korean army, russia, Russian deployment, security concerns, soldiers, strategic partnership, Troop movement, Western intelligence

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SkyMineIL

Afk, Areas, chests, Minecraft, Prison, Ranks, Server, SkyMineIL, Staff, Survival, unlock

Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8881	Enchantments Applied:	153
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Void Gems Collected:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	3529
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.