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Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	753
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	56
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Potions Brewed:	81
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1199	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	7	New Chunks Explored:	678585
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6758

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10