Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY