Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY