Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Chimeras Created: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
New Chunks Explored: 868217 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY