Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Love Letters Sent: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY