Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops: 7 Buildings Constructed: 42
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Towns Built: 9
Crops Grown: 4615 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Magic Items Found: 4376 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY