Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
Secret Passages Found: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 382 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Animals Bred: 194 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ores Mined: 2278
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 391 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Farms Harvested: 746
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

    PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

    Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!

    KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can tune into wide-band web receivers from all over the globe! Want to listen in on European chatter without the pesky US military air traffic interrupting? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about missing out on the action in the US – our webSDR located there will keep you in the loop.

    But that’s not all – set your frequency to 4724, 8992, or 11175 (or 15016 if you’re feeling adventurous), and get ready for some high-flying fun. Need to widen your bandwidth? Just tap the “Wider” button and get comfy as you listen in on the action.

    And if you’re curious about SKYKING messages or want to track air and maritime traffic, we’ve got the resources for you. Plus, with real-time radiation maps, Morse code decoders, and even an SSTV decoder app, the possibilities are endless.

    But beware – our GCP Dot is not to be pondered. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the dot. So join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of excitement and intrigue like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Cactuars – Final Fantasy Fun on a Blocky Adventure Server!

    Crafty Cactuars – Final Fantasy Fun on a Blocky Adventure Server!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild adventure inspired by Final Fantasy! We’ve got pixel remasters, epic trailers, and even a Final Fantasy VII Rebirth that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into Final Fantasy XVI info that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and don’t forget about the DLC that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

    Feeling nostalgic? Check out Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis and get ready to relive the magic all over again. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Dissidia Final Fantasy Opera Omnia and Final Fantasy Brave Exvius waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a Chocobo racing track or a Moogle village along the way! See you in the game, adventurers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Unfriend Me and Mine Alone – A Minecraft Server for Lonely Warriors

    Unfriend Me and Mine Alone – A Minecraft Server for Lonely Warriors
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and say goodbye to your old online pals as you embark on a journey to find new, more socially acceptable friends who won’t judge you for your questionable building skills.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your old friends who couldn’t even mine a single block without getting lost.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start fresh with a whole new group of Minecraft buddies who will never make fun of your awkward social interactions again!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Can’t Even Spell the Name Right

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where You Can’t Even Spell the Name Right
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds – pure magic!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in hand (trust us, it works).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where the tacos are so spicy they’ll make your Minecraft character sweat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem

    Sassy Saars Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, or even tame a dragon and fly around the server causing mayhem. Our community is filled with players who love to pull pranks, create elaborate traps, and have epic PvP battles that will leave you laughing for days.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies who guard a treasure chest full of diamonds. And if you dare to challenge the admin in a game of parkour, you better be prepared to face the consequences (spoiler alert: it involves riding a minecart through a maze of lava and TNT).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VtuberCraft: Surviving WW3 with memes and blocky adventures!

    VtuberCraft: Surviving WW3 with memes and blocky adventures!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can witness the epic showdown between vtubers and the impending WW3! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be fighting alongside your favorite virtual YouTubers as they battle it out against the forces of chaos and destruction.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic dance battles with creepers, and even have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and witness the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoomerCraft: ‘Name 5 games released after you was born better than Elden Ring…’

    BoomerCraft: ‘Name 5 games released after you was born better than Elden Ring…’
    Are you tired of playing games that just can’t compare to the greatness of Elden Ring? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world so epic, even the creators of Elden Ring themselves bow down in awe.

    Picture this: you spawn into our server and are immediately greeted by a majestic unicorn riding a dragon. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns riding dragons. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! As you journey through our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And guess what? The only way to unlock it is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a group of dancing skeletons. It’s wacky, it’s wild, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

    So why waste your time playing games that can’t hold a candle to Elden Ring when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of epicness? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Crops Grown: 5676 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Thunder – Where Creepers and Planes Collide!

    Crafty Thunder – Where Creepers and Planes Collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just have your regular old blocks and mobs, oh no. We’ve got tanks with thermal sights, guided missiles, and customizable HUD overlays.

    Join us for some intense battles in the air and on the ground, where you’ll need to use all your strategic skills to come out on top. Need some tips and tricks? We’ve got guides on everything from weapon systems to game mechanics, so you’ll be a pro in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve even got a secret location called the karelian iceberg where all the cool kids hang out. And if you ever receive mysterious runes, just use Yandex OCR to decode them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for some dank bants and epic adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5758 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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