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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3598 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”