Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the things that make you go “Oh no, they didn’t!” Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, depravity, and more drama than a soap opera. Our webchat is perfect for all your textual roleplaying needs, and our group forums are where you can find like-minded partners with the craziest fetishes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that loves to hate on each other while still having a blast? Our profiles are as unique as they come, and our roleplay logs will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our live status tracker is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or kink)! Just remember, our biggest pet peeve is boring partners, so bring your A-game and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Animals Bred: 149 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

    DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

    Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

    Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

    Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

    SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

    Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Potions Brewed: 199
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

    Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

    Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

    Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 124 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

    Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

    And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

    Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

    But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

    CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Emeralds Found: 6074
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

    PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

    So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 923 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

    Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyMemes – #420

    CraftyMemes – #420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

    RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

    So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2190
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

    Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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