BlockheadsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

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LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7041
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	114	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension Hops:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	6491	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.