Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Votes:	921
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

LanderYT

Application Process, Community, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Friendly, Hermitcraft-like, LanderYT, LGBTQ, members, October 2021, Playstyle, Previous experience, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, smp, Squaremap, Staff Team, teleport command, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	72087	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Tweaks	Description
Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. Custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality.
Teleport command	The only teleport command of /spawn is allowed in the overworld to encourage the development of roads and highways.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	Includes datapacks such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues, and more.
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable for easier communication.
CoreProtect	Reinforces the server’s vision to make it a friendly environment by protecting player’s gameplay experience.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, with rewards of event coins to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Our server is now 6 months old and has a small staff team dedicated to maintaining peace and harmony.

Application process: You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form to join the server.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How do I apply to join the server?	Answer: You can apply by filling out the application form provided on our Discord server.
Question: Can I use mods on the server?	Answer: We prefer to keep the server as vanilla as possible, so the use of mods is discouraged.
Question: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?	Answer: No, we have CoreProtect in place to prevent any harm to player’s gameplay experience.
Question: How can I communicate with other players?	Answer: Discord and Minecraft chat are interchangeable for easier communication.
Question: What are event coins used for?	Answer: Event coins can be used to purchase shulker boxes and cosmetic items.

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, coming out, Echoes, Enchanted, Gay, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., personal journey, queer, Self Discovery, self-realization, Sexuality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, if you wanna embrace your inner fabulousness and let your rainbow flag fly high in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about embracing our fruity side and having a blast in our short shorts and girlie outfits. Let your inner faggot shine bright like a diamond on this server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! So come on, join us and let’s sashay away into a world of fabulousness and fun!

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	8513
Buildings Constructed:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3361
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

culture, Enchantment, FANTASY, fantasy world, Ma-Fi, MaFi, MAGICAL, magical adventures, magical beings, magical characters, magical culture, magical elements, Magical people, Magical powers, magical realm, magical society, magical stories, Magical-Fiction, mystical beings, sorcery, Supernatural, witches, wizards

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6932	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

ai, AI-powered screening, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, breast cancer, BreastCheck, cancer detection, cancer research, diagnostic tool, early detection, early intervention, early stage diagnosis, health technology, healthcare innovation, laser analysis, lasercraft, machine learning, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical technology, Precision medicine, screening method

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9509	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	268
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	3403
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	3716

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Items Found:	1292
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Votes:	4333	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!