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VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	55	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	258	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1859	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	8331

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7