BlockBustMasturbate | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9895	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FlaggedCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyCultureShock

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4070	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3961

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7366	Ores Mined:	2185
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3