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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magic Items Found: 6385
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

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